Like many of you with time off from work, I have been cleaning the house and finally got to my office.

I found the box that contains all the articles I have written for the Bluffton Sun. After looking through more than 300 articles, I found the first article I wrote. It was published Dec. 18, 2007.

I had just moved here from Georgia, where I went to the University of Georgia. I have a doctorate degree in adult education with an emphasis in gerontology. I have always been interested in how seniors learn.

Being from Georgia, I am also interested in and have enjoyed the comedy of Jeff Foxworthy. He is probably best known for his commentary on “rednecks.” Many of us have enjoyed “You know you are a redneck when …”

For a little levity during this time of coronavirus uncertainty, here is my version of comedy: “You know you are a senior golfer when …” I definitely can relate to many of these statements.

Enjoy and have a good laugh. (PS: The last one really is my dream.)

You know you are a senior golfer when:

• 8 a.m. is a late tee time

• You remember when golf tournaments were broadcast in black and white

• Your set of clubs contains all woods and hybrids

• After every shot, you ask your playing partners, “Did anyone see it?”

• You have an attachment on the grip end of your putter to help you get the ball out of the hole

• You remember when woods were made of wood

• You “lay up” on Par 3 holes

• You put on your glasses to read putts

• You constantly talk about how long you used to hit the ball

• Your playing partners often say “At least it was straight”

• Your backswing barely makes it to perpendicular, let alone parallel

• You really don’t care what your golf swing looks like

• You dream about shooting your age for 18 holes

Dr. Jean Harris is an LPGA Master Professional and teaches at local courses. jean.golfdoctor.harris@gmail.com; golfdoctorjean.com